"Hey, so are you enjoying the show?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Are you here on your own?"
"Yup."
"Oh, so you're really into this band, they're great right?"
"No, I'm paid to be here."
"What?"
"Yeah, I'm what you call an alt prostitute."
"..."
"That guy on the drums, yeah, he paid me to fuck the singer after the show...
...yeah I figured that people in these alt events have loads of cash to spend on coke, MDMA, and drinks, so I thought, why not on alt pussy."
CLEMENCE RECOMMENDS...
JULIA HOLTER
1 comments:
omfg you're so badass, seriously i fucking love actually reading your posts - when i usually just flicker through pics
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