How long will I last in my next retail job?

Studying business management has taught me a lot. For example, it has taught me that telling your employee that they are:

A. Not good looking, or

B. Should invest in womenswear

will not only not boost their productivity, but it'll probably make them less likely to endure working for less than £3000 a year.

Yeah, I didn't last more than 2 months.

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