Saturday, November 26, 2011

How do you kill a mouse?

Because although I'm prepare to suck the life out of it with a hoover, I just can't physically kill it with my own hands/shoe/pan without going complete ape shit.
Then I thought of how I'd address a similar difficult situation...so I paper-bagged him. 
It helped me visualize 'dropping' a pan on the floor, rather than, killing a mouse on the floor with a pan.
If I knew that I'd have to deal with a mouse twitching on a glue trap at 8am on a Saturday, believe you me, I wouldn't of watched Ratatouille. 
Hell, if I knew that I'd have a mouse climbing up my bedroom curtain only to fall onto my bed, I'd probably wouldn't of moved out of my parent's in the first place. 

CLEMENCE RECOMMENDS...
LEVIATHAN

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