Sunday, September 25, 2011

Flatbush Avenue (NY Edition)

After purchasing a £500 Alexander Wang blazer, I came to the spiritual conclusion that I should from now on, only buy designer items. This conclusion might of been bolstered by my self perception of being wealthy after selling £300 worth of shit on Ebay (of which I had to refund £200). 
So having an entire season of Gossip Girl on the back of my mind, I decide to go boutique shopping in NYC, specifically, Brooklyn. 
Being a walking enthusiast, I decide to check out a Boutique called Zoe by foot. An hour later, I find myself in the middle of Flatbush Avenue. 
Now, of course I'm not aware that I'm strolling around the most dangerous part of NYC...and unfortunately for me, with the world's best bagel in my hand. 
Having my surroundings sink in, which ultimately is a homeless man speeding towards me with his hands aimed at my bagel, I decide to run. Run away from the homeless man trying to steal my bagel. Run towards safety. Run towards an organic grocery. Thank you Bedford Avenue. 


CLEMENCE RECOMMENDS...
Arthur Russell

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