Coney Island (NY Edition)

After finishing my exams in May, my unemployment status forced me to waste my time with box-sets and porn; particularly Boardwalk Empire and screenshots of Miss Paz de La Huerta. Two months later, having romanticized the show, I jet off to Coney Island in New York City, because I'm convinced that the boardwalk is in Coney Island. (Despite it really being in Atlanta)
After witnessing the entire fan base of The Jersey Shore, my romantic notion of a walk on the boardwalk disintegrates into a 40 degrees walk towards heat exhaustion. If my memory serves me well, I think I even witnessed children burning to death on some of the rides. In other words, none of this:
However, despite being home-bound for 2 days with a fever and my summer dress tanned onto my body, I benefited 2 things from my visit to Coney Island:
1. Nathan's 2 Corndogs + Fries + Drink Meal Deal. 
2. A Picture of this man. 

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