The Girlfriend Experience

So I met Sasha Grey, well, technically.
When you have someone that you full on worship right in front of you, it's pretty difficult to not look like a complete idiot. I mean if you had let's say, Johnny Depp in front of you, you're not going to be able to come up with some witty comment that will get him to invite you to dinner with his wife and kids, what you are going to do though, is awkwardly ask for a picture, or in my case, ask for his agent's email for no apparent reason.
There goes my having a lesbian experience before I'm 20.

P.S: The reason I blurred my face is to hide the fact that I look like a brown turd


Careful - Sebadoh


Not too amused - Sebadoh

Sebadoh Website

Things that make me excited about Christmas.

1. Starbucks' Toffee Nut Latte

2. Dick Towel

New Talent: Fighting off groupies en masse

In addition to looking Mexican, I apparently now look like a hooker. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against hookers, but, I always thought of myself as a modern Princess Diana, you know, classy but hip. This all started with having Babyshambles on the other night (courtesy of Clemence Poles promotions). Now, I may not know any Libertines or Babyshambles songs, but I do know that hanging out with Pete Doherty is number 3 on my 'Things to in London" list, just after 'Visit Buckingham Palace' and 'Try Fish and Chips'. Why so high on the list you ask? Well according to this article I read back in Dubai, Pete Doherty is pretty famous in England, and we all know how hanging out with celebrities makes you popular.
However, as much as I'd love to say that Pete and I shared laughs, world insights and coke, all we shared was me awkwardly staring at him, and I guess that could of been the reason his manager suggested me doing a private pole dance for him, you know make myself useful rather than retarded.


The Big Gloom - Have a Nice Life


I Don't Love - Have a Nice Life

Have a Nice Life Myspace

Amparo Sanchez wants to be in Tokyo

After all those years I tried to determine what race I look like the most, I now finally know I look Mexican.

The "Everything is going to be okay" Mixtape

Photo by Alison Scarpulla

01. Frozen Bayou (feat Alaskas) - Universal Studios of Floria
02. In my heart - Sore Eros
03. Chimeras - Tim Hecker
04. Our last moment in a song - Brian McBride
05. Rancher - Julian Lynch
06. Mountaintops in caves - Talkdemonic
07. Towards a tranquil marsh - Chihei Hatakeyama
08. A gathering to lead me then you're gone - Brian McBride
09. October Language - Belong
10. The big bloom - Have a Nice Life

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The Bare Midriff

There's nothing worse than sitting alone in a restaurant and being asked to move, twice.
I mean the last thing you want to do is draw attention to how pathetic you are even if you brought your "I'm going to lunch on my own" book/newspaper.
At least at University, I'm surrounded by mentally challenged individuals (and by that I mean, they would tear a piece of paper, write in capital blocks "FACEBOOK CHAT" and pass on the paper with an added "Hi", "R U THERE?" to me), so it makes it okay.
That's what I like about my university, anything can happen. Who knows, if I'm lucky, next time I may get "TWITTER @" or whatever the phenomena is.


Smile on your face - Sore Eros


In my heart - Sore Eros

Sore Eros MySpace

I threw it on the ground!

If one of the members of Kings of Leon, preferably the good looking one, asked me to wipe his ass, I would probably do so.
Because at the end of the day, being asked something by those that brought us "Sex on fire" or "Use Somebody" is an honor.
However, taking shit from an unknown mediocre indie band (i.e Let's Wrestle), is something I can't tolerate.
Just because you've invested in self promoting t-shirts does not give you the right to be ungrateful cunts. Johnny Borrell at least gave us "America", what did you give us apart from an average track and maybe chlamydia?

This is what happens when someone is 8/10 rude to me. I bitch about them on my blog. Hopefully, one day I'll have what it takes to terminate them.

David Berman on the other hand. I like. I like a lot.


New Orleans - Silver Jews


Night Society - Silver Jews